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Epic Beard Man Gets A Film About Being Old & Crazy Starring Danny Trejo

At first I thought to my self WTF is this shit, this has to be something that Funny or Die would do. But it stars Danny Trejo and has explosions and very limited dialogue. So it leads me to believe its real. All its missing is John Cena and the direct to DVD tag.

Is this where were going to make a quick buck in the entertainment world? Only in Hollywood can Epic Beard Man, who became a youtube celebrity from getting into a fight on an Bus in California. Get sell the rights and collect a paycheck.

Shit I should film my self as a bottle collecting twenty something who becomes a vigilante aka just hanging and speaking nonsensical. If anyone can make the fanny pack masculine again it is Danny Trejo.

via Laughing Squid

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Remember McDonald’s Hug em Muppet babies Holiday commercial?

When I was a baby sparks I wanted the Hug em Kermit. I harassed my parents to get me that goddam frog. We my brother & I got our happiest of “Happy Meals” we assumed one or both would get The Hug em Kermit. We both got Fozzy the Bear.

I was disappointed, we went back a few more times only to get more fozzy the bears. WTF did my local McDonald’s get stuck with Fozzy’s?

Now that I’m older I’m disgusted that I ate McDonald’s and even more disgusted that forced my parents into feeding us that bullshit for a kermit the Frog. The syngery McDonald’s has over us at periods of time #scary.

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Resha presents….Badly Built B*tches

Again, @kanyebreast (AKA Resha) is coming with that hilariousness. Built like a toaster strudel? Built like scrotums, Lamar Odom, Cassius Clay? Resha! You can’t be saying people are built like a Ford Focus and they are wearing stuff from Forever 21! See? This is why I love listening to this woman.

Hahahahahahaha!

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Quite Easily The Greatest Movie Ever Made

Been a while since I posted here not gonna lie, but if you love the hip hops then your sure to love this cop story. I present to you Zan Danger in: DOUBLE DOSE OF DANGER.

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The KanYeBreast Show….by Resha

Such random foolishness. The ever great Resha (@kanyebreast) has her own Youtube channel that allows her to say what she want and do what she want. Yes, she is opinionated. Yes, she works on random like most people’s Ipod’s. However, she is hilarious. And she can cook her ass off. I enjoy her on a daily basis. Therefore, I feel everyone else should enjoy her too!

Side note: Drake looks like a cum stain sock, though? Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!

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Big Sean feat. Nicki Minaj – Ass (remix) (or Does Nicki have enough Booty to Be A Stripper)

1.) I don’t give a flux about this song because it is quite corny to me.

2.) I wanted to see if Nicki Minaj could bounce her ass.

3.) Nicki Minaj can bounce her ass.

4.) My mission is accomplished.

Take it how you want to. You can even mute the song and watch the ass across the screen.

Like so:

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Duck Sauce – Big Bad Wolf (NSFW)

I honestly have no words for what I witnessed. Creative to say the least, Duck Sauce which is comprised of A-Trak and Armand Van Helden give us the latest video for their very upbeat track Big Bad Wolf. Directed by Keith Schofield..I’ll let you guys make your own judgments.

 

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Evans From The Heavens Presents: What the F#@% Did He Just Say? Vol. 2

Many people would not find this funny at all. Personally, after growing up with this guy, I can attest that he is HILARIOUS! From insults about Macedonians to references of racist angles. he doesn’t care. And as a comedian, sometimes you should not care. I just hope he gets all the props he can to make this a viable career for himself.

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FAA investigates skydiving sex stunt

According to MSNBC;

The Federal Aviation Administration says it will look into a videotaped skydiving sex stunt to determine if the pilot might have been distracted during the incident over Kern County. FAA spokesman Ian Gregor says any activity that could distract the pilot while he’s flying could be a violation of federal regulations. Skydive Taft owner David Chrouch says he fired part-time skydiving instructor and porn star Alex Torres and hasn’t decided whether to fire the company’s receptionist, Hope Howell, who he said was Torres’ partner in the video.

Who else laughed out loud when E.T by Katy Perry, nothing says porn like pop music. This isn’t something new, the thought has crossed my mind a few times. Would I ever do a skydive bangs no. The performance anxiety is far to great. How the fuck are you keeping an erection while dropping anywhere from 3,000 to 13,000 feet? Shit I thought I was the man for keeping an erection while having sex in my car around the corner from this bar I go too, its a busy corner. I cant decide if the chick is hot, she has nice boobs and would get a smashed if it was normal circumstance like late nite she’s still at the bar.

Like the chick has to be not average for skydiving sex, like she has to be a 15 on the crazy hot scale.

via DAPS

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Cam’Ron on Jeopardy? It Gets No Better….

Shouts to 2dopeboyz.com for the hook up.

I don’t know what is funnier: that Cam’Ron made it as a reference to a question on Jeopardy or that these guys didn’t even know the answer. Then again, they aren’t the type that would even know who Cam’Ron is…or would they? Regardless, this is another example of hip hop transcending into popular culture. Killa!

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