Dragon Dragon was one of wrestling’s all time greats. At 8′2, he was the tallest competitor of Chikara. But for a Dragon of his size, his agility was extraordinary. Trained in Lucha Libre, Dragon Dragon flew across the ring and dominated his opponents with arm drags, dragon screws, and the feared Yoshi Tail Sweep. Unfortunately, our beloved Dragon has since retired from the squared circle. He currently resides in Dragon’s Lair, Arkansas and uses his past earnings from the sport to support his Dragon family.
This is fuckery at its zenith, yet I’m compelled to watch this movie. If it were not for John Stamos tweeting about this film (I used to follow John Stamos) I would not have known of its existence.
I think Scott Baio turned down the role as Lance Stargrove. The director was like fuck it lets cast Uncle jesse instead.
The plot alone is worth its weight in gold… A secret agent is murdered, and his son a high school gymnast teams up with Vanity & vows vengeance on the vicious hermaphrodite played by Gene Simmons.
The Screen Actors Guild told this group of actors never appear in the same movie together ever again. You think Stamos did the sex with Vanity ? I think so….
Man, fuck John Cena. Ric Flair sucks too. It’s all about YOSHIHIKO – the greatest blow up doll wrestler of all time. Last week, I posted a clip of him performing a series of rolling piledrivers on Kota Ibushi. This week, I present to you his best performance, in this 5 star match involving WWF’s former superstar Taka Michinoku, Antoni Honda, and Danshoku Dino.
More on YOSHIHIKO, stolen From Wikipedia.
YOSHIHIKO – An inflatable ‘love doll’. Wrestlers treat it as if it actually was an active wrestler, and actually sell moves “done” by him/her, mostly high flying moves. For some moves, like outside dives, YOSHIHIKO is helped by one or more assistants, who throw him out of the ring, pull his foot on the ropes, etc. Opposing wrestlers make like those assistants are not there and are part of YOSHIHIKO. The original YOSHIHIKO was ‘killed’ by an Antonio Honda knee drop which caused its head to burst open, and was replaced by a second YOSHIHIKO, who is also a ‘love doll’, only modified to resemble the Great Muta. The second YOSHIHIKO was killed by Kenny Omega by a giant swing that sent YOSHIHIKO out of the ring, thus splitting his head open and revealing cotton stuffing. Later on in that match however, a third YOSHIHIKO came out resembling The Undertaker’s old American Bad Ass gimmick, even using the same theme music. Following that match, the third YOSHIHIKO was shot to death by Antonio Honda.
This is brilliant from Phil Collins dressed in heart-covered red and white spandex to the Warrior dancing. Then Ultimate Warrior beats the shit out of Phil Collins. EPIC !!!!!
#fact The Ultimate Warrior did more wrestling moves in this short clip than in his entire career. If Gary Busey did steroids he would pass as The Ultimate Warrior.
At this point, everyone knows Laurence Fishburne’s daughter has filmed porn with Brian Pumper. If for some reason, you didn’t know, check here for some backstory.
Yesterday, Pumper released a video for an awful rap song “Oh & It’s Shaved”. The video features a scantily clad Montana Fishburne. Obviously, this is an effort to further promote her and her upcoming films. She has a nice figure, I guess. Although, she’s got some weird marks on her butt. Pretty fucked up, girl.
Youtube commenters got it right…
“rocky road booty. she got bullet wounds on her ass and she grew up rich. Don’t make sense”
Patrizia Pepe is playing a guessing game this season, letting the audience guess ‘Who Is Patrizia Pepe’. The campaign features a series of playful photos with a mysterious girl covering her face with different object that relate to her wear, and surroundings. The line looks astounding, this season Patrizia plays around with sequence, leather, and padded shoulder blazers.
After getting a star role in “Toy Story 3″ Ken (Barbies Boyfriend) booked a six page spread in Esquire Uk. The high profile fashion icon rocks designs from Burberry, Prada, Gucci, and Paul Smith. The issue hits shelves on July 21, 2010.
