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Kanye West Runs Into Pole With Kim & Snaps on Paparazzi (Video)

Can someone explain to me why this douche walks with his head down? Your dating a chick who poses for the Paparazzi just for kicks. I did giggle that YE hit his head on a sign and nearly attacking the paparazzi in a diva filled rage minutes after.

But this is what you sign up for when you dating Kim. If I were YE I would turn this in to a game. If I were YE id so wear a Givenchy helmet.

DOOD Computer feat. Koncept & J57 – Sweet 16 Ep. 3 (Video)

Scumbro 57 and Koncept recently collaborated with DOOD Computer’s new series called Sweet 16, where he has emcee come record a 16 bar verse over one of his beats at his studio and then he films a short video of it immediately after the vocals are recorded.

I’m sharing this because DeeJay Element is drunk as hell in a blonde surfer wig, chugging vodka in the video. In fact I think all were very shitfaced actually.

Wrestler X-Pac ripped his butthole?????

Pac, aka Syxx, aka 123 Kid, underwent butthole surgery (sphincteroplasty). The video above you see Pac flying anus-first into the steel turnbuckle. X-Pac told TMZ…”he lost so much blood after tearing his anus apart during a wrestling match in Minneapolis last weekend…he nearly died.”

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In a totally unrelated note, how fucken terrible where those commentator?

Check Out 63 Porn Stars Before And After Makeup (SFW)

Porn stars are an illusion. Hot sluts yes, but totally fake. It’s a harsh statement but its a reality. There are some who look totally hot with out makeup (Tori Black) but, the ones in the video above look like Harvey Dent post burns with out makeup.

Why does this video only have 63 porn stars? Why didn’t they just stretch and try to get to 69 porn stars before and after makeup? Get it 69……..BAZINGGGGGG

The Green Power Ranger Broke A World Record For Karate Chopping Wood While Skydiving

There’s a World Record for karate chopping wood blocks while Skydiving? No seriously there is and the Green Ranger who grew up to be a mixed martial arts fighter, broke the Guinness World Record by breaking seven pine boards during a skydiving free fall at Skydive Spaceland. The previous record was five boards. GO GO POWER RANGERS!!!!

I need to break a Guinness record for something, Im taking suggestions maybe tweeting without spelling errors during sex?

via DAPS

Hulk Hogan is going to open a new boob themed restaurant.

I know I laughed a loud as well. But this is the same guy who rubbed baby oil on his daughters ass. its only fitting that he would whore his name and likeness out even more for a fast buck. The Hulkster is opening a “breastaurant” in his hometown of Tampa, Florida.

“It’s going to be Jimmy Buffett’s [Margaritaville] times 10; Hooters times 10. It’s a logical extension of the Hogan brand, with my image and likeness. We’re looking for something like Winter the Dolphin. In 36 years I’ve become so tangible to the public, and not just Americans. We have a chance to have an international draw.” (Via Tampa Bay Times)

“I see myself almost like a general manager, creatively. I play a fake general manager on Impact Wrestling. But this is for real.” said Hogan.

Hogan’s Beach, the name for a “breastaurant”, will feature a mechanical shark, five sand volleyball courts, fire pits, beach cabanas and even live bands. I guess this is better than Hogan wrestling every week on TNA. Some how Hogan will shoe horn this on Impact television.

If his breast eatery is open for more than a year I will personally fly to Tampa for a vacation and dine there for my entire duration. But Hogan has a touch that goes to shit with business ventures outside of professional wrestling. Does anyone remember the Hulk Hogan Thunder Mixer or The Hulk Hogan Ultimate Grill?

How about his own energy drink Hogan Energy, distributed by Socko Energy? Shit Hulk even has name and likeness are for a line microwavable hamburgers, cheeseburgers, and chicken sandwiches sold at Wal-Mart called “Hulkster Burgers”.

Does anyone else remember Pastamania? That was a failed venture promoted on the debut episode on WCW Nitro. Nothing says fine Italian dining like Hulk-U’s and Hulk-A-Roos aka process pasta and bullshit ragu in a mall food court.

Via With Leather

Eric’s World Presents: Freeway’s #ManBeard Lotion (Infomercial)

Philadelphia rap legend Freeway and Eric’s World TV collaborate for this non-conventional infomercial to promote the release of Free’s new album #ManBeard Facial Sanitizer & Activating Lotion.

Could this be the answer to your babyfaced prayers? Watch the video and see for yourself: Diamond In The Ruff in stores & on iTunes now.

DMX Sings Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer (Video)

I officially have the Christmas spirit. DMX never disappoints his ad-libs really add a certain zest to the holiday classic.

Drake As The Softest Things

I took this from the DAPS website, I LOL’d in real life for a solid 15 minutes. I had to share enjoy.

Every now and again, something tickles our fancy and needs to be acted upon. We are all aware of Aubrey “Drake” Graham and his style of hip-hop/r&b music. We should also be aware of Big Ghost’s now famous take on Drake as, well, the softest dude in the rap game.

The other day I (Carlo) was thinking about this after reading Big Ghost’s review of the new Nas album and it hit me, we should see how soft Drake can actually be.

So I sat and thought about the softest things in the world, and wanted to see what they would look like if Drake was as soft as them.

Here’s the result.

Watch These Naked Chicks Play Hungry Hungry Hippos. [NSFW]

Who doesn’t like Hungry Hungry Hippos? Its one of those games that was in doctors offices all across America. My mom used to say never touch those toys in the waiting room, there full of gems.

In my youth I never had a Hungry Hungry Hippos, that might have been a good thing during them high school keg parties we might have broke out the Hippos and had the cheerleader and the girl with low self esteem play Naked hippos.

I went to high school before social media so it would have been one of those you had to be there stories. Anywho this wonderfulness was created by Dirty Deeds to promote his new album “Let’s be friends”. Dirty Deeds is a producer who makes Drumstep music. Yes, I said Drumstep not Dubstep (google it) its a thing it exists.

via DAPS

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