At first I thought to my self WTF is this shit, this has to be something that Funny or Die would do. But it stars Danny Trejo and has explosions and very limited dialogue. So it leads me to believe its real. All its missing is John Cena and the direct to DVD tag.

Is this where were going to make a quick buck in the entertainment world? Only in Hollywood can Epic Beard Man, who became a youtube celebrity from getting into a fight on an Bus in California. Get sell the rights and collect a paycheck.

Shit I should film my self as a bottle collecting twenty something who becomes a vigilante aka just hanging and speaking nonsensical. If anyone can make the fanny pack masculine again it is Danny Trejo.

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I was disappointed, we went back a few more times only to get more fozzy the bears. WTF did my local McDonald’s get stuck with Fozzy’s?

Now that I’m older I’m disgusted that I ate McDonald’s and even more disgusted that forced my parents into feeding us that bullshit for a kermit the Frog. The syngery McDonald’s has over us at periods of time #scary.

Again, @kanyebreast (AKA Resha) is coming with that hilariousness. Built like a toaster strudel? Built like scrotums, Lamar Odom, Cassius Clay? Resha! You can’t be saying people are built like a Ford Focus and they are wearing stuff from Forever 21! See? This is why I love listening to this woman.

Hahahahahahaha!

Been a while since I posted here not gonna lie, but if you love the hip hops then your sure to love this cop story. I present to you Zan Danger in: DOUBLE DOSE OF DANGER.

Such random foolishness. The ever great Resha (@kanyebreast) has her own Youtube channel that allows her to say what she want and do what she want. Yes, she is opinionated. Yes, she works on random like most people’s Ipod’s. However, she is hilarious. And she can cook her ass off. I enjoy her on a daily basis. Therefore, I feel everyone else should enjoy her too!

Side note: Drake looks like a cum stain sock, though? Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!

1.) I don’t give a flux about this song because it is quite corny to me.

2.) I wanted to see if Nicki Minaj could bounce her ass.

3.) Nicki Minaj can bounce her ass.

4.) My mission is accomplished.

Take it how you want to. You can even mute the song and watch the ass across the screen.

Like so:

I honestly have no words for what I witnessed. Creative to say the least, Duck Sauce which is comprised of A-Trak and Armand Van Helden give us the latest video for their very upbeat track Big Bad Wolf. Directed by Keith Schofield..I’ll let you guys make your own judgments.

Many people would not find this funny at all. Personally, after growing up with this guy, I can attest that he is HILARIOUS! From insults about Macedonians to references of racist angles. he doesn’t care. And as a comedian, sometimes you should not care. I just hope he gets all the props he can to make this a viable career for himself.

The Federal Aviation Administration says it will look into a videotaped skydiving sex stunt to determine if the pilot might have been distracted during the incident over Kern County. FAA spokesman Ian Gregor says any activity that could distract the pilot while he’s flying could be a violation of federal regulations. Skydive Taft owner David Chrouch says he fired part-time skydiving instructor and porn star Alex Torres and hasn’t decided whether to fire the company’s receptionist, Hope Howell, who he said was Torres’ partner in the video.

Who else laughed out loud when E.T by Katy Perry, nothing says porn like pop music. This isn’t something new, the thought has crossed my mind a few times. Would I ever do a skydive bangs no. The performance anxiety is far to great. How the fuck are you keeping an erection while dropping anywhere from 3,000 to 13,000 feet? Shit I thought I was the man for keeping an erection while having sex in my car around the corner from this bar I go too, its a busy corner. I cant decide if the chick is hot, she has nice boobs and would get a smashed if it was normal circumstance like late nite she’s still at the bar.

Like the chick has to be not average for skydiving sex, like she has to be a 15 on the crazy hot scale.

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Shouts to 2dopeboyz.com for the hook up.

I don’t know what is funnier: that Cam’Ron made it as a reference to a question on Jeopardy or that these guys didn’t even know the answer. Then again, they aren’t the type that would even know who Cam’Ron is…or would they? Regardless, this is another example of hip hop transcending into popular culture. Killa!

Billionaire Tony Stark invented the Iron Man suit for the good of humanity—the horny girls it attracts are a bonus. With his sexy assistant Pepper Potts trying to ride him every chance she gets, Stark must stay focused to save the world. In “Iron Man XXX: An Extreme Comixxx Parody,” Stark proves he’s as super on the battlefield as he is in the bedroom.

You know damn well banging chicks while wearing a Iron Man suit is bawse. Shit if I had the funds I’d have a replica Iron Man suit so I could seduce some ladies with. What girl wouldnt surcome to the advances of a grown ass man in a Iron Man suit?

Few questions I need answered why is the hulk in this and who is the chick in the mask? Not for nothing the Iron Man suit in this mess looks legit.

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Some may think he’s country as all get out. However, he is actually telling a lot of truth. From the homosexual stylings of certain artists to ghetto fabulous hairstyles, you can’t help but nod in approval. Take a listen and see what I am talking about.

Okay, now THIS is hilarious! I would have NEVER reimagined Captain Planet going…hardcore. Then again, Don Cheadle had to show the world why he is a top notch actor. Oh, and the teenagers are a bunch of chumps. Watch and laugh!

Kreayshawn may have lost the MTV VMA award for Best New Artist to Tyler, The Creator, but she’s getting way more press than he is right now. After the awards show, Kreayshawn’s Twitter was hacked, or so she claims. Several nude pictures were posted on her account for everyone to see. By the looks of her long hair, and lack of tattoos, these pictures are sorta old. It’s definitely her though. Unfortunately, Young Kreayshawnti’s Twitter page was suspended shortly after the incident. Was she really hacked, or is this just a publicity stunt? We know one thing for sure, she has pierced nipples! Now if only Lil Debbie had leaked nude pics. White Girl Mob 4 ever.

EDITOR’s NOTE: Yikes! We took down the photos after Kreayshawn stated she was under age at the time.

This week on RAW, Kevin Nash tried to make a drunken insult about Punk’s appearance. Saying that Punk looked liked a “Cook from Waffle House”. Punk replied “I like waffles”. Then for the fuck of it, I went on Wikipedia, looked up The Waffle House and saw the power of Punk. Once again Punk takes over the internet. I can go for a waffle right now. It’s been a while since I had one. Let’s eat waffles. Fuck pancakes this week.

1.) Please press mute on the volume.

2.) Please watch for your own personal enjoyment.

3.) Booty models will never go out of style. As long as we remain human and uninhabited, we remain horny.

4.) Those women sure are working with a lot of junk in the trunk.

5.) Peace to Emilio.

Ed Lover never ceases to entertain. On this rendition, he goes in on planking, the NFL lockout, and even Ron Artest. Also, Casey Anthony gets a shout out for being herself: a woman that got lucky with the judicial system. Same ole Ed Lover. More recent topics. Enjoy!

I’m not really sure what demographic I’m gearing this post towards as I’m almost positive that none of you listen and or understand Björk. I’m mean, I don’t get her either but I kinda think she’s one of those people that are geniuses’ but they just look weird…kinda like Tyler, the Creator. Up top we’re given visuals of the first single off her upcoming album Biophilia which is slated to hit stores late September. I will say this, do NOT do any drugs before watching this video. I can’t be held accountable for what happens if you do. You’ve been warned.

As men its embedded in our DNA to cop a cheap feel. Every guy has groped there girlfriends its like in the fine print of the constitution I think its some where after “To provide for the Punishment of counterfeiting the Securities and current Coin of the United States”

Shit nothing is more American than groping your really hot girlfriend at a Boston Red Sox’s game. I know I am the king of cheap feels & outright groping in public. Id have to be dating her for more than a week before my hand starts touching her ass #justsaying. Tweet me your groping stories

Also props to the announce team for not being all Joe Buck & sweeping the grope under the rug.

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Not only do you get a faceplant, but then you get to see some sweet butts.

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I feel the British accent really adds some class. Even pissing in front on a persons house is excitable when there is a British accent. I giggle the way this bloke says You- rin- awl

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*LOL!*

The elbow crushed his ego causing the choke. I wonder…. Did Mark Cuban pray to Macho Man Randy Savage and asked Savage to haunt Bron Bron? I like to think so. When does Savage get nominated for saint hood ? Between this miracle & saving us from the Rapture, I say he earned it. LOL at James shooting 3′s

Forgive me for thinking this is funny. I cant stop giggling like a toddler saying the word boobies. I mean with all this talk of Rapture & the passing of The Macho Man, the internet didn’t miss a beat combining both.

Macho Man blog coming soon.

The bullet bounced off her breast, lol. I guarantee the Supergirl XXX parody is leaps & bounds better than the original Super Girl film.

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Says Based God, “If you listen to Jay Electronica’s first mixtape that he had ‘Exhibit C’ on, and if you really listen to him, there’s a lot of stuff that I feel in my heart are similarities,” B said. “You know, like, subject matter. It’s another level that we’re in tune on, because we’re here for the positivity and to make a change. This project with Jay is gonna be very spiritual, very uplifting, very deep,” he said. “It will be historical.”

I give up.

Key word: SORTA. I thoroughly enjoyed the 2 minute mark where Hodgy’s attention span for this mock performance just disappears. AND they had cupcakes. #swag.

SWAG! SWAG! WOO! WOO! CHEF! KNIFE! COOK! COOK! CHEF! KNIFE! STEAK!

Props to the homie Asoka for the link.