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CM Punk Likes Waffles

This week on RAW, Kevin Nash tried to make a drunken insult about Punk’s appearance. Saying that Punk looked liked a “Cook from Waffle House”. Punk replied “I like waffles”. Then for the fuck of it, I went on Wikipedia, looked up The Waffle House and saw the power of Punk. Once again Punk takes over the internet. I can go for a waffle right now. It’s been a while since I had one. Let’s eat waffles. Fuck pancakes this week.

Cubana Lust + Tahiry = NSFW

1.) Please press mute on the volume.

2.) Please watch for your own personal enjoyment.

3.) Booty models will never go out of style. As long as we remain human and uninhabited, we remain horny.

4.) Those women sure are working with a lot of junk in the trunk.

5.) Peace to Emilio.

C’Mon, Son! Number 25

Ed Lover never ceases to entertain. On this rendition, he goes in on planking, the NFL lockout, and even Ron Artest. Also, Casey Anthony gets a shout out for being herself: a woman that got lucky with the judicial system. Same ole Ed Lover. More recent topics. Enjoy!

Björk – Crystalline

http://youtu.be/wZhkfwrxNOc

I’m not really sure what demographic I’m gearing this post towards as I’m almost positive that none of you listen and or understand Björk. I’m mean, I don’t get her either but I kinda think she’s one of those people that are geniuses’ but they just look weird…kinda like Tyler, the Creator. Up top we’re given visuals of the first single off her upcoming album Biophilia which is slated to hit stores late September. I will say this, do NOT do any drugs before watching this video. I can’t be held accountable for what happens if you do. You’ve been warned.

Grope your girlfriend on live television, become internet famous.

As men its embedded in our DNA to cop a cheap feel. Every guy has groped there girlfriends its like in the fine print of the constitution I think its some where after “To provide for the Punishment of counterfeiting the Securities and current Coin of the United States”

Shit nothing is more American than groping your really hot girlfriend at a Boston Red Sox’s game. I know I am the king of cheap feels & outright groping in public. Id have to be dating her for more than a week before my hand starts touching her ass #justsaying. Tweet me your groping stories

Also props to the announce team for not being all Joe Buck & sweeping the grope under the rug.

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Its Friday That Means Lets Look At This girl faceplant In A Bikini

Not only do you get a faceplant, but then you get to see some sweet butts.

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If you piss in front of this guys house chances are your on Youtube

I feel the British accent really adds some class. Even pissing in front on a persons house is excitable when there is a British accent. I giggle the way this bloke says You- rin- awl

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I’m On One – DJ Khaled – Spoof (I Want Some)

*LOL!*

The Reason Lebron James choked in the NBA Finals

The elbow crushed his ego causing the choke. I wonder…. Did Mark Cuban pray to Macho Man Randy Savage and asked Savage to haunt Bron Bron? I like to think so. When does Savage get nominated for saint hood ? Between this miracle & saving us from the Rapture, I say he earned it. LOL at James shooting 3′s

Dropping elbows in Heaven.

Forgive me for thinking this is funny. I cant stop giggling like a toddler saying the word boobies. I mean with all this talk of Rapture & the passing of The Macho Man, the internet didn’t miss a beat combining both.

Macho Man blog coming soon.

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