Props to DAPS
Being a reader of this site, and in turn, a dear friend of mine, I’d imagine you love the Ultimate Warrior too. So let’s take this moment and enjoy some of his best qualities.
His Mythology
The Warrior (pronounced “woya“) is a truly original character. He is beast of a man who comes from a long line of Woyas fueled by his fans’ (also known as Woyas) energy. Now his mythology is about some long-ago-written scriptures or prophecies or something I really can’t pin down. It’s more or less nonsense.
His Entrance Music
Let’s face facts, for a wrestler, few things are as important as entrance music. The Ultimate Warrior’s theme was incredible. The second you heard the first note of the chugging guitar, you knew that shit was gonna pop off!
He is Batshit Crazy
“COME ON IN WHERE NIGHTMARES ARE THE BEST PART MY DAY!â€
He’s a non-smoker
I dont wanna smoke now….but I think I want to take steroids instead. lol Awesome Warrior!
His Makeup
Let’s face it. We all stole the secret Halloween makeup stash and did ourselves up as the Warrior and pounded the crap out of our little brothers after screaming and yelling about genocide and rocket fuel and gypsy minstrels who prophesied the second coming of the Woya.
Bonus Reason: He practices Bushido
He will join a kindred spirit, a fellow warrior destined to do battle in the arena of the Gods.
