The fact that I am even writing about Sesame Street being offensive is pure fuckery. Apparently parents all over the country are in an uproar over a segment where Katy Perry sings a PG version of one of her songs with Elmo.
The song made its way to YouTube Monday and already some parents started complaining her cleavage was front and center.
I love parents who overreact. Assholes; your children were sucking on titties for food just a few years prior to seeing Sesame Street (at the beginning stage of childhood they haven’t a clue about how fun tits can be).
I love how it’s the parents right to censor what other kids who aren’t there own watch. It’s these type parents who sexualize everything (think back to the nipple scandal at the super bowl, the attitude era in WWF and whatever else these Danielle Steel-reading novel uptights think offends).
Don’t blame the big breasted Pop star, blame the producers of the show; they’re so desperate to stay relevant that they put on these performers who otherwise have no place near children’s programing on the show to boots ratings.
Thank god I had such good parents who let my brother and I watch all sorts of shit. Difference was Momma & Poppa Sparks took the time to explain what needed to be discussed or didn’t let us watch suggestive programing till the rip old age of 10 even then they still discussed the programming.
Big deal. A hot singer with big boobs is the perfect guest to appear on children’s educational program.
This rant was brought to you by the letter C for C-cup…. who am I kidding, that bitch got D-titties like a motherfucker!
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