If your testosterone level did not just increase a thousand times to the point you want to fight an entire bouncing staff at a bar than man the fuck up and re-watch The Expendables. You can borrow my director’s extended cut.
The sequel features Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme…The trailer starts with Bruce Willis reprising his role as the mysterious “Mr. Church”. Willis was in the first move for 5 whole minutes. Yeah I’m already sold.
Tags: Arnold Schwarzenegger, chuck norris, jean-claude van damme, sylvester stallone, The Expendables, The Expendables 2
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I can see Schwarzenegger doing a TV show for Travel channel. Enjoy the hilarity and awkwardness.
My favorite things about this video:
1. Mulattos
2. Asses
3. Mulattos shaking asses
4. Arnold’s imaginary binoculars at 2:04.
5. Arnold’s favorite body part being a Mulatto shaking their ass.
6. Arnold humping his favorite body part on many Mulattos.
7. The sexual chemistry between Arnold and the chick teaching him Portugese.
8. Carrot Mouth rape.
via DAPS
Categories: wtf
Tags: Arnold Schwarzenegger, asses, brazil, carnival, sex
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So last year I posted Conan The Musical Jon Kaplan and Al Kaplan really create some great work. The 3:14 mark is one of my favorite parts.
“Stop shaving: you don’t have a beard”
Tags: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Predator: The Musical
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Imaginary Dolph Lungdren….. This needs to be a TV show the wacky adventures these two could get into would be amazing.
Categories: comedy
Tags: Arnold Schwarzenegger, sly stallone
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