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Sorry for the delay, those morons over at DAPS.tv forgot to pay their bills and brought the whole network down.
In this episode, Emilio Sparks, Michael “Natalie Portman” Bongiorno, and Carlo “Carg” Montagnino discuss the ins-and-outs of a successful relationship.
The trio also reminisces about their past lives as hooligans, read the tweets and emails, and play another rousing game of “Guess the Sitcom.”
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We have another special edition episode today with Comedian and Professional Wrestler Colt Cabana. In this episode we shoot the shit about stand-up comedy, his podcast and more. For those not in-the-know, Colt is a Ring of Honor superstar & had a short stint in WWE.
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The weeks episode sees the return of comedian and professional wrestler Joe ‘So Delicious’ and he joins the regular crew of Emilio “The Illiterate Voice of Staten Island” Sparks, Michael ‘Diane Keaton’ Bongiorno, and The Gelman of Podcasting Carlo Montagnino.
This week the foursome discuss Emilio’s hatred of feet (again), how much the new announcer Bob Euracola out shines the rest of the show, and Mike explains how to please women.
We then read some listener tweets and emails about not having jobs, catching blowjobs, and Tila Tequila’s pussy farts.
We return in the third segment for another rousing game of Name that Sitcom, where we see the beginnings of a rout.
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This week we have an actually produced podcast… more or less.
We have “The Voice of Staten Island” (LOL) Emilio Sparks, Michael “Sarah Michele Geller” Bongiorno, and “The Gelman of Podcasts” Carlo Montagnino talking about everything from shopping at Hot Topic as a teen to impress goth chicks, to wishing we could orgasm like the pros do.
Mike and Emilio also establish a Slap Bet to determine who is better dressed at Carlo’s wedding (which is 472 days away).
We also read some listener emails and tweets (send yours in to theexperience@emiliosparks.com) and read some news. Afterwards we play a little game we are tentatively calling “Name that Sitcom” which is sure to become a fan favorite.
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This episode is a return to form (sans comedian and professional wrestler) with Michael “Sabrina” Bongiorno and Carg (Carlo). The trio discuss the Golden Globes (briefly), fapping to leaked celeb nudes (especially Emma Rossum’s), and what Emilio is willing to do to sleep with Megan Fox.
We also explore the deep caverns of Emilio’s fetishes, Mikey’s Foot/Butt fetish. Analingus and choking are mentioned, so you are probably gonna like that segment you sick bastard.
We discuss twitter for a bit before reading listener tweets. You can tweet the show @emiliosparks or email us at theexperience@emiliosparks.com. So ask us questions, or suggest bits, or just tell us how much you hate Carlo’s lisp. Either way, we’ll probably read it.
After the break (featuring Theophilus London) we discuss Johnny Depp, Scott Baio chatting with Emilio on Twitter, Robert Downey Junior sucking, and much much more.
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Merry Christmas Scumbags!
Listen in to the Christmas Scumtacular, Emilio Sparks, Michael Diane Bongiorno, Joe So Delicious and Carg discuss their favorite, and least favorite parts of Christmas.
There is also a slight rift between the group as Emilio makes the crew work on Christmas. But by the end, Emilio learns the true meaning of the Holidays.
Special Appearance by Mighty Vin Forte.
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Emilio Sparks sits down for an intimate discussion with Hip Hop journalism pioneer Elliott Wilson. You NEED to listen to this!
In case your head is up your ass, YN is the former Editor-in-Chief of XXL Magazine, co-owner of RapRadar.com, and current Editor-in-Chief of Respect Magazine. In short, Elliott is a Hip Hop Yoda! Learn with us young padawans!
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Emilio Sparks and crew are back with Episode 9. This episode brings many world-shattering discussions like being sissies at amusement parks, having your mom get on your case about not putting your clothes away, and Steven Seagal’s spider sense.
The crew also discusses who’s hotter, Mona or Angela? Testosterone therapy, What religion is, and should be (DEEP), and Emilio and Joe not being invited to Karg’s Engagement party.
Music provided by Fly Gypsy
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It hasn’t been that long has it? Okay whatever, we have a great episode here for you guys!
Emilio Sparks, Michael Anastasia Bongiorno, and Joe ‘Free at Last’ Delicious, are joined in the studio by Carlo “Carg” Montagnino to make fun of his decision to get married, and so he can google things for them!
The trio discuss Michael getting dumped by Clayface, the Eric Roberts classic; Best of the Best 2, Masters of the Universe (again), Joe living on his own, and casting your family like a TV show. Things get real crazy once the trio starts harassing Carlo about his wedding plans, when they find out about the connection between B Lyons and a man who sexts 9 year old boys, Shalamar, Marky Post and Little House on the Prairie. Also, Emilio’s Facial Hair is a recurring gag, cause, well, have you seen it?
Music by: Cody B. Ware & Theo Martins
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Here we go again folks!
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It turns out our valiant hero Emilio is now 100% unemployed (RIP Three Lounge), good luck explaining that to your girlfriend’s mother’s crowbar-faced friend who already thinks your a scumbino (and she’d be right no?). Emilio also has a moment of clarity (in regards to urinating in his girlfriend’s closet), after he was almost caught by the crowbar face herself.
The duo go on to contemplate romance as if they were cats, and how they wouldn’t need to lie to women if they were. Emilio explains his beer breath ambrosia and Mike is sobbing tears of depression from his asshole, because he’s healthy.
After figuring out how to pretend Joe is still alive, the pair go into an indepth debate on the merits, and short-comings of the Godfather trilogy.
This episode is not to be missed!
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