Emilio Sparks - The Charlie Rose of Hip Hop

With 2 days left until Halloween, I have heard random ass people say “Hey I’m dressing up like a cast member from the Jersey Shore this halloween”. So your saying is hey let me dress like a doosh bag. Let me go to the mall buy an ED Hardy T-shirt & go tanning. If your a girl then chances are your dressing in something slutty but you now have a poof hairstyle.

This has nothing to do with the show. In fact you cant be mad at the folks on the program. We all would try and cash in on something if given the opportunity. But c’mon son out of all the things to be for Halloween your gonna be “The Situation” ? How fucken lazy can you be ?

If your new to the site you might not know that I live on Staten Island, an Island populated with the same characters you watch on the Jersey Shore. This is every day life for us here in Shaolin. This isn’t anything new, the girls I used to date where hotter versions J wwow’s & more tanned Snookies.

Peep this cowboy bullshit ACTUAL Jersey Shore costumes exist. Everything you need to be a wanna be guido this All-Hallows-Even. For the low low price of 24.95 you can get the deluxe Snooki, Situation, Dj Pauly D & J wwow. Being sleezy & drunk does not come with said costumes FYI. How do you think Vinny, Ronnie, Sammi & Angelina feel that no one wants to be them for halloween?

I wonder if the Jersey Shore cast secured the Rights to their nicknames & likeness before they became famous ?

I’m waiting for the Jerseylicious costumes to be all the rage next year.