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38 Photos From Kate Upton’s Sports Illustrated Cover Shoot.
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Kate Upton says that she can school your ass in Mario Kart.
You’re already familiar with Kate Upton from this site an many others who worship her breast. In a recent interview with GQ, (the summer) Upton spoke about a hidden talent involving video games.
GQ: Do you have any hidden talents that people wouldn’t know about?
Kate Upton: I’m an amazing Mario Kart player. Seriously, I’ll beat anyone. I played a lot when I was a kid and I always remember how, so now I just come back and kick whoever’s ass I’m playing and boom! Done.
In my high school days, when hanging out in friends basements was all the rage, the girls my pals and I would chill with would drink 40oz of Bud Ice. We had zero money so 40oz’s of cheap beer and video games was the wave at the time. The girls morals would be gone after a few sips of Bud Ice and we could suggest strip Mario Kart.
I don’t know if it was the whore in them or the bud ice really fucking with there coordination, but there was never a greater thrill, than seeing a girl completely naked after you hustled her in mario kart.
Its been a very long time since I hustled a broad in strip Mario Kart, but I believe my skills are still monstrous. My go to was always Donkey Kong. For some reason these chicks thought Donkey wasn’t that dude, the joke was on them. One day I will hustle Kate Upton and she will be naked in my living room.
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How about some new Kate Upton pictures?
Apparently these photos are for a women’s shoes advertisement. I’m not one for feet but how can one resist Kate Upton? Its impossible to resist Kate Upton, If I ever had the the opportunity to bed Kate Upton I would give her feet a look. You would have to find some flaw…..Right?
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10 hours of Kate Upton Bouncing Boobs
Some people use sounds to fall into a deep sleep. The sounds on a brook, a soft summer rain or even a standard fan.
I like to use something more unconventional, 10 hours of Kate Upton’s bouncing because, well, its hypnotizing. Even the most savage beast will drift off watching Kate’s bouncing breast.
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Kate Upton’s Latest Video From Her Vogue Magazine Shoot
Kate “Great Boobies” Upton was featured in this month’s Vogue Magazine. She’s traded in her bikinis for high fashion. While keep it O so classy, nothing is better Kate’s Terry Richardson wet T-shirt shoot.
VIA FTW Daily
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@KateUpton’s @GQmagazine Cover Shoot for July
Kate Upton in a wet T-shirt, eating popsicles and half naked life and summer doesn’t get much better. Tweet me if you know which is my favorite photo in this set. GQ magazine is like the best place to work. You can dress well, live well and look at hot broads.
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Kate Upton does the Cat Daddy in a bikini
My braa Alex said it best “Kate Upton may Have done the best and worst Cat Daddy of all time, at the Same damn time.
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Kate Upton Doing Hot Things For DirectTV (Video)
This is the first time I ever heard Kate Upton speak. I thought she was mute…Shit if she was she’d be the perfect chick. There would never be a constant nagging maybe a few points in an angry fashion.
DirectTV has the right idea lets have her look hot wear a bathing suit and film it. Does anyone own DirectTV? I don’t know anyone who does?
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Kate Upton’s Banned New York Zoo Commercial
MTV banned this commercial because of some cursing roaches…Really MTV half the shit you air has “sexual innuendo” there is a sound effect called bleep. MTV please continue to air I Just Want My Pants Back which is a cheap knock off of undressed. I expected to see a nipple or some Kate Upton muff for this to be deemed a banned commercial.
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Kate Upton Makes Eating A Hamburger Sexy
I don’t fuck with fast food joints, yet Kate Upton has an uncanny ability to make fast food acceptable. A lot has to do with the sweet boobie shot 18 seconds in or the suggestive sexual innuendos that come with eating a burger.
Below is a BTS of The Upton eating burgers. Kate Upton is hands down the hottest chick in the game right now so much so that she can eat mad Carl’s Jr? and fart and its still be sexy. Where the hell is Carl’s Jr?
via DAPS
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Emilio on the web
Emilio is all over the web, follow him everywhere!