After a LOOONG hiatus, Emilio and Carg return to discuss what’s been going on while they’ve been away. Emilio discusses his romantic troubles and Carg tries to assure him that being written about on a website about “bad guys” isn’t so bad. They are joined by professional wrestler Chris Dickinson who discusses his life on the road, fitness, and general shenanigans. This is a great episode and we’re glad to be back.
The Federal Aviation Administration says it will look into a videotaped skydiving sex stunt to determine if the pilot might have been distracted during the incident over Kern County. FAA spokesman Ian Gregor says any activity that could distract the pilot while he’s flying could be a violation of federal regulations. Skydive Taft owner David Chrouch says he fired part-time skydiving instructor and porn star Alex Torres and hasn’t decided whether to fire the company’s receptionist, Hope Howell, who he said was Torres’ partner in the video.
Who else laughed out loud when E.T by Katy Perry, nothing says porn like pop music. This isn’t something new, the thought has crossed my mind a few times. Would I ever do a skydive bangs no. The performance anxiety is far to great. How the fuck are you keeping an erection while dropping anywhere from 3,000 to 13,000 feet? Shit I thought I was the man for keeping an erection while having sex in my car around the corner from this bar I go too, its a busy corner. I cant decide if the chick is hot, she has nice boobs and would get a smashed if it was normal circumstance like late nite she’s still at the bar.
Like the chick has to be not average for skydiving sex, like she has to be a 15 on the crazy hot scale.
This weeks episode covers a plethora of topics like the average temperature of a vagina, Carlo’s trip to Hedonism, the Highlander film and Television series, and Swaggots. Emilio also takes a somber look at the death of Macho Man Randy Savage, we discuss Mike’s ditching of rehab, and Carlo’s Fiancé Kristin visits the studio and reveals embarrassing sexual information!
In this weeks episode Emilio Sparks, Michael “Sabrina the Teenage Witch” Bongiorno, and Carg discuss Prison Gay, Cabin Boy, bad sex with exes, and slappin’ titties. As usual, they read your tweets (hit us up!) and run through the news. In our third segment the trio play a sex question game.
Don’t pay any attention to the naked blonde (Bridget Blonde) drenched in blue paint. Indulge your eyes on the blue frames the naked blonde is wearing. The Hundreds has unleashed ‘Blue Rain’ hue special edition shades from their famous Phoenix Sunglass line. The Los Angeles 80′s inspired sunglasses feature purple lens’ with a frosty frame and a colorful flair. The eyewear will be released May 5, 2011 in Hundreds Flagship stores world wide.
I can see Schwarzenegger doing a TV show for Travel channel. Enjoy the hilarity and awkwardness.
My favorite things about this video:
3. Mulattos shaking asses
4. Arnold’s imaginary binoculars at 2:04.
5. Arnold’s favorite body part being a Mulatto shaking their ass.
6. Arnold humping his favorite body part on many Mulattos.
7. The sexual chemistry between Arnold and the chick teaching him Portugese.
8. Carrot Mouth rape.
This episode is a return to form (sans comedian and professional wrestler) with Michael “Sabrina” Bongiorno and Carg (Carlo). The trio discuss the Golden Globes (briefly), fapping to leaked celeb nudes (especially Emma Rossum’s), and what Emilio is willing to do to sleep with Megan Fox.
We also explore the deep caverns of Emilio’s fetishes, Mikey’s Foot/Butt fetish. Analingus and choking are mentioned, so you are probably gonna like that segment you sick bastard.
We discuss twitter for a bit before reading listener tweets. You can tweet the show @emiliosparks or email us at firstname.lastname@example.org. So ask us questions, or suggest bits, or just tell us how much you hate Carlo’s lisp. Either way, we’ll probably read it.
After the break (featuring Theophilus London) we discuss Johnny Depp, Scott Baio chatting with Emilio on Twitter, Robert Downey Junior sucking, and much much more.
Rihanna’s highly new anticipated, explicit, over the top, sexy, outrageous, new music video S&M debuted Yesterday February 1st 2011. The red headed Barbados beauty has the web swirling around in a fucking frenzy. S&M is the third song to have a video released for it from the songstresses fifth studio album “Loud”. S&M has received some middle fingers from the people over at Youtube, who refuse to let viewers watch the video unless he/she has an account and is 18 years or older. 11 countries have also refused to let the video be played on their television networks until an edited version of the song, and video is released.
In the beginning of the video RiRi is seen being pulled by the media, into a press room were she is being wrapped in plastic and stuck to the wall while wearing a gown made out of newspaper articles with headlines about of course, herself. The pop singer takes the critics head on while singing to them in her defense. As she gives them hell on the mics the greedy media devils jot down her rants speechlessly wearing multi colored gag balls. One of my favorite scenes from the freak show would have to be when Rihanna walks out of a 1900′s single family home wearing badge vintage, with media pop culture blogging sensation Perez Hilton on a dog leash. The video ends with Rihanna on top of a desk covered in bandages, smiley face and tongue pins, surrounded by randoms in a mental institute.
I have to say that yes I honestly did enjoy the fuck me video, but did I think it was dramatized and over exaggerated past what the video was, Yes I Do. I thought it was fun, fresh, playful, insane, and crazy though. The video defiantly shows Rihanna’s versatility as an artist and to me really puts tone to the albums title LOUD.