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Man, fuck John Cena. Ric Flair sucks too. It’s all about YOSHIHIKO – the greatest blow up doll wrestler of all time. Last week, I posted a clip of him performing a series of rolling piledrivers on Kota Ibushi. This week, I present to you his best performance, in this 5 star match involving WWF’s former superstar Taka Michinoku, Antoni Honda, and Danshoku Dino.

More on YOSHIHIKO, stolen From Wikipedia.

YOSHIHIKO – An inflatable ‘love doll’. Wrestlers treat it as if it actually was an active wrestler, and actually sell moves “done” by him/her, mostly high flying moves. For some moves, like outside dives, YOSHIHIKO is helped by one or more assistants, who throw him out of the ring, pull his foot on the ropes, etc. Opposing wrestlers make like those assistants are not there and are part of YOSHIHIKO. The original YOSHIHIKO was ‘killed’ by an Antonio Honda knee drop which caused its head to burst open, and was replaced by a second YOSHIHIKO, who is also a ‘love doll’, only modified to resemble the Great Muta. The second YOSHIHIKO was killed by Kenny Omega by a giant swing that sent YOSHIHIKO out of the ring, thus splitting his head open and revealing cotton stuffing. Later on in that match however, a third YOSHIHIKO came out resembling The Undertaker’s old American Bad Ass gimmick, even using the same theme music. Following that match, the third YOSHIHIKO was shot to death by Antonio Honda.