I have a tattoo its awesome. Its a whole bunch of cool shit thrown together, looking back I can say this part is meant for my mom and this is meant for my dad but in reality thats just bullshit. I liked it cause it was cool. I know not so ground breaking but it looks good on the skin.

Culture, family and struggle are represented in The Rock’s tattoo, as he describes in a “Once in a Lifetime: The Rock vs. John Cena” exclusive video. Tweet me your thoughts on WrestleMania? Did you like the Main Event?

As we continue WrestleMania week, here is a match from WrestleMania X-Seven, arguably known as the best WrestleMania ever. This event was the second time that the WrestleMania main event featured The Rock and Steve Austin for the WWF Championship, WrestleMania X-7 is often noted as the end of The Attitude Era.

For me it would be the last Mania/WWF related program I would watch for 3 years. Seeing the show end with McMahon and Austin shaking hands and sharing beers, was over kill for me. I know its all part of the plan but it was a let down. I thought Austin going heel was great but it didnt last he’s an enigma, plus I had no interest in the whole invasion angle.

But WrestleMania X- Seven was a great send off for me. Once Vince McMahon then came to ringside to you knew there was some sort of shenanigans taking place. Like when The Rock tried to pin Austin after the People’s Elbow, McMahon pulled The Rock away.

Rock chased McMahon around the ring. After a stunner and a kick out by Rocky, McMahon handed Austin a steel chair you knew it was an Austin turned heel and the end of something special, wrestling at this time was larger than life. It didn’t get bigger than Rock Vs Austin.

So The Rock has been tweeting about G.I. Joe: Retaliation, he’s starring in. I never saw the first one, you couldn’t sell me on Joseph Gordon-Levitt as Cobra Commander. Should I even watch G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra or just forget it existed and walk into the sequel fresh?

Does G.I. Joe: Retaliation delve into the foreseeable future if Ron Paul win’s the Presidency of the United States?

Cena opens the program and is greeted with boo’s. John mentioned the record breaking “one day” ticket sales, for Wrestlemaina 28. Brilliant move to announce Rock vs Cena the night after Wrestlemaina 27.

Wrestling fans who haven’t watched in years are now watching again. Then we get a Survivor Series plug. Cena plugs next week’s show…Where The Rock will be live in Boston for a three hour edition.

I marked a bit when he said when the madness meets the maina. (Savage/Hogan reference for anyone born after 95)

Before Cena could finish, he was interrupted by The Miz & R-Truth. Miz cut an amazing promo. Truth added “get got”. Both went down the ring to attack Cena, Zack Ryder makes the save as the pop for Ryder was huge. Clearly you can see Cena is a Ryder supporter and it was a nice built up for Ryder.

As Dolph Ziggler makes his way to the ring, Cole and Lawler mentioned Ryder’s online petition. Ryder has been tweeting a petition for a match against Dolph Ziggler at Survivor Series for the US Title. We all know this is a go. Two things need to happen Ziggler moving from mid card to main event and Ryder going over. I think a Punk/Ziggs feud would be impressive. The amount of new content Ryder would do on his web show if he had the U.S title would give it some zest. Its been rather stale as of late.

John Morrison vs Dolph Ziggler. I know I said WTF too. Luckily for Morrison he was facing Ziggs so my interest was held. Shockingly the chemistry between Ziggs and Morrison was money in terms of ring quality. The crowd was a bite mute which was odd to me because this was a great match. The head scissors DDT combo Morrison did was very impressive. The match ends with Ziggler rolling up Morrison, getting a near fall. Morrison was able to counter into a pinfall for win. You can breath a sigh of relief I don’t see a Morrison Push.

Mason Ryan vs JTG. JTG is still employed who knew. I didn’t. This was a squash match NEXT…Mason Ryan is bigger than everybody and his in-ring limitations are starting to show. Don’t expect to see more than two minute squash matches.

Backstage, We get a Bella twins/Zack Ryder segment. Ryder brags about being Cena’s partner. The Bella’s are super hot and their twins. WOO WOO WOO.

Michael Cole announced JR was detained so “The Michael Cole Challenge” will take place It will be next week in Boston. Cole ended the promo by saying instead of “Raw gets Rocked, Raw gets Coled” next week. Do we care? I don’t.

Alberto Del Rio vs Kofi Kingston. I enjoyed the matches ADR and Kofi had earlier in the year on Smackdown, but this wasn’t going to be a 15 minute back and fourth this was a one sided lets build ADR’s heat as champion match. Del Rio won via tapout with the Cross Armbreaker. It’s important that Del Rio be booked strong going into the match with Punk. Post match, Del Rio put Kingston in the Cross Armbreaker again as we all wait for CM Punk’s music to hit.

Punker was greeted with a nice pop. Del Rio complained about how Punk got his title shot, Del Rio ripped on the fans and demanded to be treated with respect. Punk responded by saying that when people watched Del Rio’s promos on DVR they could hit fast forward without missing anything, Punk calls ADR boring. Punk said he’d beat Del Rio and make the WWE Title interesting again. (Punk has said this once already and didn’t deliver, were still waiting Punk)

Del Rio wanted Punk to cancel the match. Punk said NO!!!! Del Rio tried to attack, Punk fought him off, Ricardo Rodriguez saves ADR for his efforts Ricardo gets a GTS to the dome piece.

I enjoyed the promo. The back and fourth was a bit rough but Punk and Del Rio did a good job of making me want to see this match in two weeks at Survivor Series.

Jack Swagger vs Santino. Who cares Swagger won with the ankle lock. You know its bad when the announcers talk about the Michael Cole Challenge and not the match.

Jerry Lawler was in the ring and he introduced Kelly Kelly, she’s on the cover of Maxim. When was the last time anyone even read Maxim? Remember when WWE Diva’s had Playboy covers.

The Divas of doom come out they really own yet the crowd tuned out, Hot Eve Torres and Alicia came out to save Kelly.

The interim Raw GM John Ace introduces Kevin Nash. Nash must be doing no shave November like my self cause he was in good beard. Nash has a new contract. Nash claims he got the biggest pop of the night at the Royal Rumble, but Hunter wouldn’t sign him. He wanted a full contract but only got a legends contract. Nash felt justified about the attack on Hunter. I like the intensity set fourth by Nash. But I just don’t see him doing much in ring work a paper cut will put him on the injury list. REMINDER WE SAW THIS FEUD BACK IN 2003.

Now we go backstage, Laurinaitis talks to David “thank god I still have a job” Otunga. CM Punk walked up. Otunga earned his paycheck when he said he don’t see a WWE Champion to looking like he worked at a gas station. Punk had a great line before attacked Mr Jennifer Hudson. Del Rio showed up and beats up Punk.

Back from break, Cole and lawler recapped the Punk/Del Rio attack. Kudos WWE creative for finally selling soap. I now care to see a WWE Title match.

The Miz/R-Truth vs John Cena/Zack Ryder. YEA BUDDY Ryder is in a main event. Ryder pops like crazy. he’s over people and he did that all on his own SWAG!!!!! Ryder for much of the match took the ass whoopin. He finally got the hot tag to Cena (hot tags are what make tag team wrestling amazing). Were about to see Super Cean but Miz kicks Cena in face, goes for the covered, Truth grabbed Cena’s foot and we see a REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY WEAK FINISH.

At any point at the end did Cena even sell the threat of Awesome Truth? I did like Cena saying “thats your one you dont get two”. Remember in the 80s bad guys were made to look like a threat. We get it Truth & Miz will do anything to win, but give me the classic brass knuckles. Anything is better than that ending.

Word around the IWC (internet wrestling community) WWE had to shoot the ending twice. The first time, Truth botched the ending. These are our bad guys will are suppose to be a threat to the Rock.

Closing thoughts: You know what really pissed me off how I don’t have a job as a commentator. Sometimes I really enjoy the commentating of Michael Cole and than other times I’d rather listen to that Cat Daddy song then hear NO SELL. Lawler plugging WWE’s newest video game saying it was his favorite made me cringe.

Dude your as old as my dad, he doesnt know what XBOX 360 is. My dad knows tools and Marlboro’s, the man hasnt a clue on how to send a text message. So I’m not buying Lawlers old ass is playing a video games.

Cole makes reference to Ryder’s “Internet Championship” yet we never see Ryder bring it to the ring. Ryder’s John cena stan shit needs to stop. I can give two flying fucks that Brodus Clay returns next week.

Was this even a “Supershow”? I read Smackdown had a house show in the UK so the roster was in the building. Where was Mark Henry?

I believe the 3 hour Raw next week with The Rock’s live return (he will be in the building in Boston) will really promote the shit out of Survivor Series. Like I said last week this Pay-Per-Veiw lives and dies on The Rock.

The segment features two of the biggest wrestling stars of all time, “Stone Cold” Steve Austin and The Rock commence to go off on 15 minutes of literally nonsense…and its the most compelling thing you’ve ever seen in your life. Watch this and be mesmerized as this guys take nothing, absolutely nothing and turn out total entertainment. Enjoy.

A 15 second blip, nothing clip shows you why The Rock’s, The Rock & everyone else are just bit players on a show that The Rock used to perform on.

He’s the Tooth fairy now SMH