I needed a few days to porcess what went down this past Monday Night RAW. RAW has been a title wave of good and bad since the summer of Punk. WWE has shown glimpses of brilliance yet reverts back to old ways at times. Its like going back to the same pussy after a break up its comfortable, yet you know change needs to come. Granted some steam has been lost like involving Kevin Nash, but for the most part the level of confusion WWE creative has thrown at us isn’t stale. After Sunday’s PPV Hell In The Cell it seems like some shit is about to go down. Shockingly no promo starts the show. What opens RAW was Orton vs Drew McIntyre. Yeah Drew McIntyre, he used to be a big deal..not anymore. Guess who wins?
After the match Mizzzark Henry came out held the heavyweight title in the air. Its good to see Henry rubbing shit in Orton’s face.. Orton and Henry exchange punches. Johnny Ace is out with security to separate them seconds. We see a promo video hyping the return of the Big Show before Mark Henry’s match with John Morrison. Yea I know I was like WTF Morrison. Henry made fast work of Morrison killed him dead in minutes.
Alberto, Christian, Cody, Dolph, Swagger, Otunga and Vickie hit the ring to announce they are contemplating legal action against Hunter. Hunter tells them to just shut up and fight in the main event. The Main event is a 6 on 6 against Cena, Punk, Air Boom, Sheamus & Mason Ryan. ITS TAG TEAM MANIA TONIGHT ON RAW.
We see Miz/Truth’s beatdown on Alberto, Cena, Punk, and the referee from last night and their apology from Youtube. Apparently there filing a lawsuit.
Divas of Doom Vs Kelly/Eve happened again for the 86th week in a row. Kelly and Hot Eve Torres take the action to the floor a sceaming Kelly has to be pulled off her leading to no contest. Remember when RAW had Diva bikini mini pool matches… Johnny Ace is apologizing to Hunter, Ace wants an apology back for getting knocked down? Ace then says he wants Hunter to “stand up to the talent”. My common sense is tingling so that means something going to happening involving the entire roster.
Jindhar Mahal is out to cut a promo in Indian… Kanye Shrug…Santino is back and I can give a shit less. It amazes me how over this fuck head is. They go back and forth with Santino speaking fake Indian..shit we all should file a suit for sitting through that bullshit segment. Mahal has potential, he just needs to get into the groove but I heard they are done with pushing him already.. clearly that’s the case since he got buried by Santino in seconds.
The 6 on 6 was great. The ending sequence with freaking everyone hitting finishers and big moves till Sheemus hit Ziggs with the Brouge Kick for the win. Cuzo Drew texted me saying “In 15 years Mason Ryan will be world champion” I laughed at that one.
Remember when Punk was raging against the machine? Whatever happened to that?
So Hunter walks to the ring…Before I forget tweet me your response to this question. At what point did Hunter become the baby face COO? Did the shift occur when the Heels decided to fuck shit up on his watch? WWE creative really took a different route with this COO position. I think all wrestling fans are used to the scumbag bosses ie Mr McMahon and NWO Eric Bischoff. Anyway Wade Barrett is the spokesperson for the Smackdown heels great to see he still has a career. If you remember Wade tried to shut Raw down with that shitty Nexus stable a year or so ago.
Referee Mike Chioda speaks his piece and says he’s unhappy due to all the referee violence. “23 yrs and now I’m afraid to come to work”. Beth speaks on behalf of the Diva’s saying “all the divas are scared something could happen to them too”? Really Beth? Really? You kick the shit out of the men nothing is going to happen to you, had this been the attitude era a rape angle or some sort of sexual assault storyline would take place, but this is PG WWE so women are safe.
Jerry “Anal Bleed” Lawler makes an appearance speaking just on behalf of himself and says much like his ass the show is spiraling out of control… but says it’s not Hunter’s fault.. he agrees with Punk that it’s someone behind the scenes pulling the strings. Couch couch Mrs Hunter and Vince cough cough.
LAWLER QUITS, EVERYONE FOLLOWS Booker T and Michael Cole leave. Even Justin Roberta leaves..Punk/Cena/Orton aren’t even out there mind you.. EVEN THE CAMERA MEN ARE LEAVING ONE BY ONE
Hunter looks to good ole Jr, is Jr staying? Nope he’s gone. Johnny Ace is on the ramp shaking his head in disgust. Hunter throws his hands up and mouths I’m sorry to the crowd and that’s where we fade out.
Closing thoughts: How great would it be if Smackdown was a rerun? Since Smackdown is on Friday this would have been an awesome cliff hanger till next week’s RAW. Now if you remember I called this a few reviews back. Do I think it will last long NO. WWE should invest sometime with this “walkout”. Since Punk, Sheamus, and RKO were not involved, I can see tension building with them and the rest of the roster. I would love to see all the FCW workers, work as scabs. Imagine the Superstars protesting outside of arena’s all over the country.
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