Why Smoke Dza is Better than Your Life

He knows that you are paying attention.

EDITOR’S NOTE: Its common knowledge that EMILIOSPARKSDOTCOM is pro Smoke DZA. Here are a few reasons why DZA is better than you from our new staff writer Darcwonn

1.) Because he’s the #kushedgod. 

2.) Smoke Dza wears Rugby. For those in the know, that’s the brand of Ralph Lauren that is forever fresh. 

3.) He has dropped two mixtapes that is better than most people’s albums. Seriously. 

4.) He is down with Cinematic Group.

5.) Anyone that makes music with Big Krit is doing the right thing. I’m just being honest.

6.) He’s a Harlem representer. I am not from Harlem, New York, or even from the east coast. But, I must admit that Harlem has “swag”. 

7.) Because his vices deal with counting loot and smoking weed. In my eyes, both are productive. Once adds units to your bank account. The other adds enlightenment, cotton mouth, and the fever for munchies. 

8.) Did I mention that he rocks Polo? Hey, I have to make sure. A lot of people don’t pay attention. 

9.) Because he flawlessly flowed over a Lex Lugar beat on “Loaded”. 

10.) If you are a male, you are probably a fan. If you are a female, you probably want to smoke with him and wear a new bra to show your breasts off. I’m just being real.

Bonus: Emilio DJ’s for him. Yeah, I said it. Word from the Grandmaster E’s mouth. Get with it.

‘Nuff said.

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